APRL FOOLS EDITION:
Top 5 April Fool's Pranks
By Katherine Minion- 11/04
Even for people who do not want to celebrate April Fool’s Day, it is difficult to avoid becoming part of a prank, whether you’re an unfortunate victim or just being used as an assistant in an elaborate scheme to fool somebody. Some try to escape the pranks and nonsense on April 1st while others embrace it and spend the days before coordinating the perfect act of foolery. Neirad asked DHS students about some of their most successful April Fool’s jokes, or in the victims’ cases, some of the worst.

Mac Bartram (junior): “I put a bucket of water above the door so when somebody opens it they get water poured on them.”

Gab Garner (senior, left): “I put butter on Lee's floor and she slipped”
Lee Bolton (senior, right): “I want to take Gab's mattress and put it in the courtyard while she is sleeping.”

Connor McCarthy (junior): “I take out the cream in the middle of Oreos and replace it with toothpaste.”

Cal Kevorkian (junior, pictured with senior Lauren Perkins): “I like to give out roses.”
Ashwin Basu (senior): “I broke Ms. Timmons’ arm.”
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School Approves Teddy Roosvelt Musical by Jay Alter,
Sobering News for Depot Dances by Sam Nelson,
Speed Devlin: History Teacher Caught by Cops by Allison Wetterauw,
The Challenge Team Needs to Say "Hello" to Hello Kitty by Samantha Wood,
Bennett's Battlefield by Parker Lange and Doug Wells,
DHS Parents Hit the Field by Kevin Cassidy,
"We Want Fabulous": Sports Uniforms To Be Revamped by Collin Shay,
Top 5 April Fool's Pranks by Katherine Minion,
Bus-Driving Nona-Mom Gets Her Name in Record Books by Danny Rizzuto,
Public School Administrator by Day, Mind Reader by Night by Chris Janson,
Swimming test - new DHS graduation requirement by Neirad Staff,
Should Teachers Tutor? by McKinley Stauffer in Nierad Print,
What's With the Homerooms? by Addison Thalhamer in Nierad Print,
An SRO for DHS by Sam Wood in Nierad Print,
A Commentary on "Race to Nowhere" by Katie Grozier in Nierad Print,
In Memory of Andy Peña by Lily Boe in Nierad Print,
Drumming to a Different Beat by Jay Alter in Nierad Print,
Is DHS a "Race to Nowhere"? by Marguerite Morgan in Nierad Print,
Celebrities From Your Backyard by Shelby Penfield in Nierad Print,
A Shopper's Worst Nightmare by Caitlin Shea and Kate Fitzmaurice in Nierad Print,
Theater 308's La Belle et la Bête by Kat McKay in Nierad Print,
DHS' Music Producer in the Making by Sara Shaker in Nierad Print,
Red Neck Losito by Addison Thalhamer in Nierad Print,
Spring Sports are in the Air by Katherine Minion in Nierad Print,