Bathroom 101

By Olivia Leunis and Blair Pelley - 10/02
NEIRAD enilno edition

Most girls rush into the bathroom in the brief passing time hoping there is a free stall. The hope is they don’t have to wait and schlep into class late with that awkward excuse. Yet, that doesn’t mean DHS girls are not still picky about these essential places? Take a moment to think about it. It is not a place one goes by choice but necessity. Our school has an abundant amount of these vital facilities strategically placed throughout campus. Neirad Enilno decided to investigate the great, bad, and middling girls’ bathrooms DHS has to offer.

A-109
This bathroom may be small, but like the old saying says, good things come in small packages. With just two stalls, no water on the ground and plenty of paper towels and toilet paper it is a relatively pleasant facility. The clean walls also make it a keeper. Located right near the administration desk, but since it is in the A-wing, and not near many classrooms, it doesn’t have much traffic and might be out of the way.

B-218
This bathroom is very large, but you can’t tell with the amount of traffic it gets. Located right in the heart of English B-wing, with all this crowding; things get messy pretty quickly. There is one stall with a broken door, water all over the ground, toilet paper and paper towels are littered on the ground. Be careful for the toilets, some unflushed ones may be lurking.

C-116
Here is another great bathroom, a little far, but a perfect large and fresh smelling bathroom. The stalls are not vandalized, but some locks don’t work. This spacious bathroom is located on your way to the gyms, it might be a trek if you are coming from G, B, or A buildings. If you need to go during science classes, come to this spot, and you will be surprised.